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Sunday, August 28th, 2005
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9:32 am - Don't shun me...
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Umm. Yes I am back. This time I will update because I am in the habit of updating all my other crap now I might as well aadd this to the list. If all of you are stil willing to umm accept me and still count me as friend I would appreciate that.
I have been in contact with skry about web stuff. On that not I was wondering if I could be hosted at medusa-molly.net/heaven/aelita be cause then I will sign up at freedomain.co.nr for a shorter name. That would be oh so wonderful.
To _g0thik_ Could I still have you as a friend? I know you asked me to remove you but now that I am back on, well would you consider it. Thanks.
That is all for now. I missed you guys. < 3
current mood:  hungry
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2 Passed Notes ¬ Pass One
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| Saturday, May 21st, 2005
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8:10 am
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K. I think I should stop being depressed now. I have no idea why I am so sad lately. At least maybe my friends can cheer me up. *hint* lol.
I have to compete today. Gr. I'm afriad I am going to fuck up the whole dance. Whatever. I will just do my best and if that is not enough then oh well because it will have been my best.
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2 Passed Notes ¬ Pass One
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| Saturday, May 14th, 2005
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11:23 am
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I don't know where everyone has gone on here.
I know you're here but you're not.
current mood:  crushed
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9 Passed Notes ¬ Pass One
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| Saturday, April 16th, 2005
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2:20 pm - Heh.
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The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday school quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade, in Ohio. They were collected over a period of three years by two teachers. Read carefully for grammar, misplaced modifiers, and of course, spelling! Kids should rule the world, as it would be a laugh a minute for us adults and therefore on time to war or argue.
Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the tem commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but his commandos made it.
Solomon has three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. He was an actual hysterical figure as well as being in the Bible. It sounds like he was sort of busy too.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young female moth.
Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from on overdose of wedlock whish is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the first Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits and threw the java. The games were messier then than they show on TV now.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battle fiends of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out “Same to you Brutus.”
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw for reasons I don’t really understand. The English and French still have problems.
Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted “hurrah!” and that was the end of the fighting for a long while.
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men.
The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly in his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of this plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then on one ever found it.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin and Benjamin Franklin were two singers on the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and also declared, “A horse divided against itself cannot stand.” He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s Mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation.
On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got Shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wiles Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.
current mood:  bitchy
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Pass One
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8:57 am
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New layout. I think it looks good.
I am sorry I haven't updated.
I think now I will only write like on the weekend when I have some time on my hands instead of rushing and writing a bunch of crap.
So that is that.
I really < 3 all of you guys. I did some cleaning of my friends so, if you can't see my journal anymore that is why. If you want to come back just tell me.
current mood:  cold
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4 Passed Notes ¬ Pass One
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| Monday, December 13th, 2004
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10:10 pm - Comment
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chipper